I only want to be the small spoon so I can do the butt wiggle thing ngl
I suppose in the end, the whole of life becomes an act of letting go. But what always hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye. (Life of Pi, 2012)
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
*thinks of something dirty*
WOAH BRAIN, WHAT THE FUCK
I’M JUST EATING CEREAL
"What are you so afraid of?"
"I need a nap and an orgasm."
Ph. Lobke Leijser
I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD
I’ll need about 500 of your man-catchin’ beignets!